{"id":43,"date":"2024-03-15T13:11:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-15T13:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2026-01-07T13:54:36","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T13:54:36","slug":"where-are-the-girls-and-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/15\/where-are-the-girls-and-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Where are the Girls and the Kitchen?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Dad, Dad, Dad! It’s March and the girls are gone again! Mom is not here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Samantha is not here! She spoiled us with coming home every weekend for a while, then POOF! She disappeared!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I thought I found Sabrina… Real funny Dad. Real Dad humor… No Sabrina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah, Paris…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Now Dad, I checked everywhere in the house and I found some disturbing information!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Heelllooo? Are you listening McFly?!?(Back to the Future Reference)<\/sub> Follow me, Dad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Around this corner…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Notice anything, different?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Like here, where I sit under the table, to receive well deserved treats!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yum!!! Meat Stick of Happiness!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Or here, where you accidentally drop food and I “clean” it up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dad! Worst of all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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All of the Girl’s shoes are gone!!! I don’t know what you are going to tell them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But Dad, I have a plan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I’m going to take a nap and have wonderful dreams of the Girls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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First, I’m going to dream about Samantha playing Peek-A-Boo with me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Then I’m going to dream about Sabrina smothering, I mean, hugging me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Then I’m going to dream about Samantha and I… Wait, did Sabrina just photobomb my dream?!? Well two girls are better than one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah pamper time dream! Might as well watch some Big Bang Theory! Penny, Penny, Penny!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Finally! My crowning achievement! I’m dreaming about taking a nap with Mom! Mind-blowing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Now for your part Dad! Go find the Kitchen or Bring the Girls back! You have till the end of the weekend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My work here is never done! (Le Sigh)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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