{"id":1,"date":"2023-03-15T18:13:09","date_gmt":"2023-03-15T18:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2026-01-26T17:09:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T17:09:33","slug":"no-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/15\/no-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Where are my girls?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Where is Mom?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Where is Mom?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I can’t find her anywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The room doesn’t smell like her.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Sabrina isn’t here. But I did find a treat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Where is Sabrina?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Samantha is never here! Sabrina said I’m perfect, maybe she meant puuuurfect…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Where is Samantha at this time?!?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Dad, Dad, Dad! I can’t find the girls anywhere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No girls, big problem!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I have no idea where the girls went..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le sigh…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Must Roll<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Roll Roll Roll<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wallow Wallow Wallow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sooo fun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah so nice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wait! What was I doing???<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So embarrassing, I had a real squirrel moment there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Oh yeah! My girls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I’ll just have to wait for my girls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Keeping home safe for Democracy!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Where is Mom? I can’t find her anywhere. Sabrina isn’t here. But I did find a treat! Samantha is never here! Sabrina said I’m perfect, maybe she meant puuuurfect… Dad, Dad, Dad! I can’t find the girls anywhere! I have no idea where the girls went.. Must Roll Roll Roll Roll Wallow Wallow Wallow Sooo […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[5,4],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sawyer","tag-no-girls","tag-sawyer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.lancechapman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}