Dad, Dad, Dad! It’s March and the girls are gone again! Mom is not here!
Samantha is not here! She spoiled us with coming home every weekend for a while, then POOF! She disappeared!
I thought I found Sabrina… Real funny Dad. Real Dad humor… No Sabrina!
Ah, Paris…
Now Dad, I checked everywhere in the house and I found some disturbing information!
Heelllooo? Are you listening McFly?!?(Back to the Future Reference) Follow me, Dad!
Around this corner…
Notice anything, different?!?
Like here, where I sit under the table, to receive well deserved treats!
Yum!!! Meat Stick of Happiness!
Or here, where you accidentally drop food and I “clean” it up!
Dad! Worst of all!
All of the Girl’s shoes are gone!!! I don’t know what you are going to tell them!
But Dad, I have a plan!
I’m going to take a nap and have wonderful dreams of the Girls!
First, I’m going to dream about Samantha playing Peek-A-Boo with me!
Then I’m going to dream about Sabrina smothering, I mean, hugging me!
Then I’m going to dream about Samantha and I… Wait, did Sabrina just photobomb my dream?!? Well two girls are better than one!
Ah pamper time dream! Might as well watch some Big Bang Theory! Penny, Penny, Penny!
Finally! My crowning achievement! I’m dreaming about taking a nap with Mom! Mind-blowing!
Now for your part Dad! Go find the Kitchen or Bring the Girls back! You have till the end of the weekend!
My work here is never done! (Le Sigh)